The Atlasphere They say: “Connecting admirers of The Fountainhead and Atlas Shrugged.”We say: Are you feeling Rand-y? And for those who believe in “self-reliance” above all, except when it comes to dating, we guess. Waiting Till Marriage They say: “Make it to your wedding night without dying of frustration first.”We say: Alleviate your frustration easily by having sex!
Then you’ll have to die alone in a field somewhere.1.
Dating Republicans From the front page of Dating Republicans.com: They say: “When you're ready to invite the Chief of Staff into your Oval Office”We say: WE’RE JUST BIDEN OUR TIME, THANKS.
Dating Republicans takes some of the guesswork out of its incredibly vague name and url with a cartoon depiction of two elephants screwing at the top.
Which is worse — a bush on a woman, or Bush in the news? I’M NOT SURE WHAT THEY’RE SAYING WITH THAT “BUSH” POLL ONE. The best part about this website is all the stock photos of people throwing up their hands as if to say “WE DON’T KNOW WHAT WE’RE DOING HERE.”WE ALSO ENJOY THE PHOTO OF THE LADY ON ALMOST EVERY PAGE (ALSO THROWING HER HANDS UP) WHO IS BRANDISHED WITH A TORSO DISCLAIMER THAT SAYS “IMAGE OF MODEL ** NOT ACTUAL MEMBER **.” WE WONDER HOW MANY PEOPLE ASKED IF THEY COULD DATE THAT MODEL BEFORE THEY PUT THE DISCLAIMER UP.8.
” And “Would you like to raise my flag and then salute it? Farmers Only They say: “You don’t have to be lonely, thanks to Farmers Only.”We say: IF YOU’VE GOT THE RHYME, WE’VE GOT THE TIME!
He argued the value of the Second Amendment; I couldn't even fathom the rights of gun owners when children had died. But we've been together for four years, have a 2-year-old child, and couldn't be more in love. I published an article in a local newspaper about dating in Seattle, and he messaged me because he could relate. But the whiskey was flowing and I felt something when I looked at him — something that told me this wouldn't just be a one-night stand — so I wanted to know that we had as much political chemistry as we had sexual. That's not to say that I didn't consider dating someone else.Farmers Only makes a point of acknowledging the “traditional values” of farmers with a page titled Christian Dating, which says: “Those values that are cherished by Christians are often synonymous with those who toil the land to produce an honest day's work, and those who enjoy watching the sun set in a countryside setting.”ATHEISTS CAN’T ENJOY A FUCKING SUNSET.9.Gun Lovers Passions They say: “Like to shoot stuff?Like our political discussions, our relationship was passionate and intense and filled with complex emotions that were far too important to suppress. Our relationship progressed rapidly, and in about six months, we'd moved in together and were expecting a baby.My partner knows I had an abortion prior to meeting him, and when we found out we were pregnant, abortion was a choice we discussed at length and contemplated with no remorse.Weve made it easy and safe to meet fun, intelligent, conservative men and women looking for relationship experiences ranging from friendships and casual dating to a partner for life.Stop wasting time with undesirables and sign up today to meet the conservative match of your dreams!(I should point out here that I did find out early on we were both pro-choice and pro-marriage-equality, two things that made the Republican pill easier to swallow.)It would have been so much easier to date a liberal: someone to emphatically agree with me on pretty much everything, who wouldn't have minded ridding his home of deadly weapons or didn't own any in the first place.But I fell in love with the rest of him, and the conservative views came with it.Surrounded by libtards.”WE HOPE SHE MADE IT OUT ALIVE.SEAL BEACH, CALIFORNIA IS THE LIBTARD CAPITAL OF THE UNITED STATES.5.