By the end of my lifetime  you will be able to hold every word of the Library of Congress in your hands, and they will have passed a law against it." - Michael Hart, Executive Director, Project Gutenberg link "Women wonder why men aren't romantic; it's like wondering why your wonderfully playful dog who you kicked in the head last night when it tried to greet you at the door is looking rather sullen." - Rob Earhart link "And help me to remember....When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown, and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me." - Joe Covington link "Perhaps I'm old and tired, but I always think that the chances of finding out what really is going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say hang the sense of it and just keep yourself occupied." - Douglas Adams link "Of the two cults to which [Tom] Cruise belongs, Hollywood is easily the more powerful, and quite possibly the more menacing and ruinous." - Colby Cosh, "Tom Cruise vs. June, 2005 link "And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians.And it wasn't even coffee." - Dennis Miller link "Well boys will be boys and they'll always be jerks, and from what she's seen this is how things work. "However," he said, brightening up a little, "we haven't had an earthquake lately." - A. Milne link "It was cold out there, bitter, biting, cutting, piercing, hyperborean, marmoreal cold, and there were all these Minnesotans running around outdoors, happy as lambs in the spring." - Charles Kuralt link "We had no use for the policy of the Gospels, 'if someone slaps you, just turn the other cheek.' We had shown that anyone who slapped us on our cheek would get his head kicked off." - Nikita Khrushchev link "When once the right of the individual to liberty and equality is admitted, there is no escape from the conclusion that he alone is entitled to the rewards of his own industry.They come in sweet and they go out cold, and you know this scene must be growing old." - Martin Zellar, "Boys will be boys" link "It's snowing still," said Eeyore gloomily. Any other conclusion would necessarily imply either privilege or servitude." - Calvin Coolidge link "No matter what any one may say about making the rich and the corporations pay the taxes, in the end they come out of the people who toil.Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any of this crap.For God's sake, they were blowing peoples' heads off because they put a tax on their breakfast beverage.
When they took the Second Amendment, I was quiet because I didn't own a gun. It's a secret formula, all the money is from distribution, and their goal is to get Coke everywhere. There are water companies like Perrier and Poland Spring, but you're competing with something that's free." - Carl Howe link "Sure as I know anything, I know this - they will try again. John Sheridan "Babylon 5" link "A friend who used to work at 'research lab' related a story about a customer support line at 'company'.
On the other hand, it is unfair to judge the entire profession by a few hundred- thousand bad apples." - James D.
Gordon III, The Washington Post link "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force: Whenever you give up that force, you are inevitably ruined.
In February 2003, I finally decided to dump the table. And the page is machine-generated from a master quotes-file that’s also the source for my email signatures.
Now I’ve only got one file to maintain, and this shouldn’t get too far out of date. "No one should die because they cannot afford health care, unless they can't afford health care because they spent their money on drugs, booze, cigarettes, pets, illegitimate children, scratch-off lottery tickets, over-sized rims, i Phones, hair extensions, designer jeans, pay-per-view wrestling." - Fr.